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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Come on, baby, fight my liar!
Coffee saves lives.
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men disappoint in real life.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
The bags under my eyes are Prada.
Dear Monday, my Mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.
First coffee and then the world.
All you need is sleep.
That akward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.
Life begins after coffee.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.