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To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
I never finish anyth
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
My head says gym, but my heart says Tacos.
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Home is where the Nutella is.
Come on, baby, fight my liar!
Liberte, Egalite, Beyonce
Hakuna the fucking Matata
The diet I followed didn’t follow back, so I unfollowed it.
Finished yoga. Didn’t fart once.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.