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Form follows deadline.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did. Except you.
Relationship status: Sleeping in my bed diagonally.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
If every day is a gift then today was socks.
I never finish anyth
Dear Monday, my Mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.
If spending all day in my pajamas is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.
I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
I need vitamin sea.
When things go wrong, don’t go with them.
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.