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If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up.
Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bullshit.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
Don’t worry, be Yonce
I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
When things go wrong, don’t go with them.
You aren’t famous until my mother has heard of you.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male.
Some people aren’t really all they post to be.
If the love doesn’t feel like 90s R&B, I don’t want it.