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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Finished yoga. Didn’t fart once.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did. Except you.
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Bacteria may be the only culture some people have.
You’re weird. I like that.
Form follows deadline.
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
Come on, baby, fight my liar!
I solemnly swear that i am up to no good.
The early bird can go fuck off.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.