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Champagne is always a good idea.
The most excersise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled up with my thumb.
I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Working from nine to wine.
Disco doesn’t suck. You just can’t dance.
Life begins after coffee.
If spending all day in my pajamas is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Some people aren’t really all they post to be.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.