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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
All you need is love, or a dog.
Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
May the best days of your last year be the worst days of your new year.
The ‘earth’ without ‘art’ is just ‘eh.’
Surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
Lord, please bless those certain individuals with business so they can stop minding mine.
Liberte, Egalite, Beyonce
Eat whatever you want & if someone lectures you, eat them too!
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
You’re so ugly, even Hello Kitty says Goodbye.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.