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Eat whatever you want & if someone lectures you, eat them too!
My boss told me to have a good day – so I went home.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
Hakuna the fucking Matata
Working from nine to wine.
Some people age like wine. Others like milk.
Sweat like a pig to look like a fox.
If every day is a gift then today was socks.
The “i” in team is hidden in the “A”-hole.
If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up.
I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Single bells, single bells, single all the way.