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Bacteria may be the only culture some people have.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put the laundry in the oven.
Some people aren’t really all they post to be.
Nothing makes a person more productive than leaving it until the last minute.
Nothing is really lost until your Mom can’t find it.
Surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Dear Monday, my Mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.