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Cleaning with kids in the house is liking brushing your teeth with Nutella.
Finished yoga. Didn’t fart once.
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male.
I’ll never be old enough to know better.
If nothing goes right, go left!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.
The diet I followed didn’t follow back, so I unfollowed it.
Drinkin’ Rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
The key to happiness is a shitty memory.