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It’s not you, it’s Gin Tonic.
It’s okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you.
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my life feels like a test i didn’t study for. Life
happiness is not made of gold. it’s made of memories only you and i hold. Love
if people are talking behind your back, then just fart. Funny
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Some people aren’t really all they post to be.
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men disappoint in real life.
According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
You’re so ugly, even Hello Kitty says Goodbye.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did. Except you.
Form follows deadline.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit happens.
Kill them with kindness.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up.
I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.
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