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Don’t go Brexit my heart!
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.
Bacteria may be the only culture some people have.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Stop posting your problems on Facebook. Go to a bar like everyone else.
It’s okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you.
Coffee is always a good idea.
I need vitamin sea.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Humble, with just a hint of Kanye.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.