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The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cornflakes.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
First coffee and then the world.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
Coffee saves lives.
Working from nine to wine.
Form follows deadline.
Cleaning with kids in the house is liking brushing your teeth with Nutella.
If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.
The early bird can go fuck off.