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Don’t go Brexit my heart!
Imagine you know what you’re doing.
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you get so much further in life when you cut out the nonsense. Life
it’ll happen if it’s meant to happen. Love
sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police. Funny
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You’re weird. I like that.
Bacteria may be the only culture some people have.
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Coffee is always a good idea.
If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up.
Drinkin’ Rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
My boss told me to have a good day – so I went home.
How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very, very seriously.
I’ll never be old enough to know better.
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