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The art of shutting the fuck up and when not to. Few master it.
You’re so ugly, even Hello Kitty says Goodbye.
It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.
How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very, very seriously.
‘Be strong’ – I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Life begins after coffee.
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Imagine you know what you’re doing.
You aren’t famous until my mother has heard of you.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I’ll never be old enough to know better.