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If the love doesn’t feel like 90s R&B, I don’t want it.
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very, very seriously.
Stop posting your problems on Facebook. Go to a bar like everyone else.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
Working from nine to wine.
Bacteria may be the only culture some people have.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
Eat whatever you want & if someone lectures you, eat them too!