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Coffee before talkie.
Respect your parents! They passed school without Google.
In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male.
It’s not you, it’s Gin Tonic.
Sweat like a pig to look like a fox.
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, fun.
I am presently experiencing life at several WTF’s per hour.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
The key to happiness is a shitty memory.
I need vitamin sea.
The ‘earth’ without ‘art’ is just ‘eh.’