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Don’t go Brexit my heart!
Imagine you know what you’re doing.
You’re weird. I like that.
Bacteria may be the only culture some people have.
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Coffee is always a good idea.
If I had a British accent, I’d never shut up.
Drinkin’ Rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
My boss told me to have a good day – so I went home.
How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very, very seriously.
I’ll never be old enough to know better.