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If only Pizza was healthy.
All you need is love, or a dog.
You aren’t famous until my mother has heard of you.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit happens.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
Home is where the Nutella is.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
I need vitamin sea.