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If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.
I need a six month vacation, twice a year.
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life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here, we should dance. Life
fall in love with the person who enjoys your madness, not an idiot who forces you to be normal. Love
i enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. Funny
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.
I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
It’s okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you.
I am presently experiencing life at several WTF’s per hour.
I never finish anyth
Sweat like a pig to look like a fox.
Coffee before talkie.
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
Drinkin’ Rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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