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My boss told me to have a good day – so I went home.
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
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life really does begin at 40. up until then, you are just doing research. Life
do all things with love. Love
don’t go brexit my heart! Funny
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
Humble, with just a hint of Kanye.
Life is short. Buy the dress.
Hakuna the fucking Matata
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I’ll never be old enough to know better.
Eat whatever you want & if someone lectures you, eat them too!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Sweat like a pig to look like a fox.
I need vitamin sea.
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