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My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.
If you’re rich then I’m single.
Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bullshit.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
The diet I followed didn’t follow back, so I unfollowed it.
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put the laundry in the oven.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Champagne is always a good idea.
I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.
I solemnly swear that i am up to no good.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.