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If the love doesn’t feel like 90s R&B, I don’t want it.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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don’t ever underestimate the impact you may have on someone else’s life. Life
money attracts the female you want. struggle attracts the female you need. Love
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I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Never mess with people who have bad pictures of you.
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cornflakes.
The diet I followed didn’t follow back, so I unfollowed it.
I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
In a world full of Kardashians, be an Audrey!
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