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Being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word. My first is food.
That akward moment when you’re wearing Nikes and you can’t do it.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit happens.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
When things go wrong, don’t go with them.
Sweat like a pig to look like a fox.
First coffee and then the world.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
I’m great in bed. I can sleep for days.