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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
I solemnly swear that i am up to no good.
I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.
My boss told me to have a good day – so I went home.
Kill them with kindness.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
Relationship status: Sleeping in my bed diagonally.
First coffee and then the world.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.