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Some people aren’t really all they post to be.
Liberte, Egalite, Beyonce
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.
Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word. My first is food.
Therapy is expensive. Pupping bubble wrap is not.
Stop posting your problems on Facebook. Go to a bar like everyone else.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Life begins after coffee.
I got mood poisoning. Must have been something I hate.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.