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‘Be strong’ – I whispered to my WiFi signal.
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
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there’s no such thing as plenty of time. Life
sometimes, what you’re looking for comes when you are not looking. Love
that akward moment when you’re wearing nikes and you can’t do it. Funny
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If you’re rich then I’m single.
Liberte, Egalite, Beyonce
The art of shutting the fuck up and when not to. Few master it.
In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male.
If spending all day in my pajamas is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.
Finished yoga. Didn’t fart once.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
It’s okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you.
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