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Row row row your boat gently the fuck away from me.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did. Except you.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Never mess with people who have bad pictures of you.
Some people aren’t really all they post to be.
It’s okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show.
Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bullshit.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.