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The art of shutting the fuck up and when not to. Few master it.
You’re so ugly, even Hello Kitty says Goodbye.
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if you are searching for that one person that will change your life, look in the mirror. Life
beauty gets the attention, but personality gets the heart. Love
i don’t even believe myself when i say i’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Funny
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It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.
How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very, very seriously.
‘Be strong’ – I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Life begins after coffee.
Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Imagine you know what you’re doing.
You aren’t famous until my mother has heard of you.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I’ll never be old enough to know better.
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