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Row row row your boat gently the fuck away from me.
90% of my Google search history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell.
Sweat like a pig to look like a fox.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male.
The word ‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’.
If I send you ugly selfies, your friendship is real.
I listen to bands that don’t even exist yet.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
In a world full of Kardashians, be an Audrey!
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Friday is my second favorite ‘F’ word. My first is food.