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My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumanji.
If you’re rich then I’m single.
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if your life just got a little bit harder, it just means you’ve leveled up. Life
when it comes to love, you’ll know it when you feel it, and you’ll feel it when you know it. Love
i wonder how many miles i’ve scrolled up with my thumb. Funny
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Chocolate makes your clothes shrink.
Breathe in the good shit. Breathe out the bullshit.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.
The diet I followed didn’t follow back, so I unfollowed it.
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put the laundry in the oven.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Champagne is always a good idea.
I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.
I solemnly swear that i am up to no good.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
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