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Single bells, single bells, single all the way.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Don’t go Brexit my heart!
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
I stay in shape by running from commitment.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
You’re so ugly, even Hello Kitty says Goodbye.
Stop posting your problems on Facebook. Go to a bar like everyone else.