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‘Be strong’ – I whispered to my WiFi signal.
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
If you’re rich then I’m single.
Liberte, Egalite, Beyonce
The art of shutting the fuck up and when not to. Few master it.
In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male.
If spending all day in my pajamas is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
My handwriting is so messy that sometimes I think I’m schiziphrenic.
The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.
Finished yoga. Didn’t fart once.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
It’s okay to follow your heart but take your brain with you.